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Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down
and tells him he isn't going. Ron's buddies are very upset that he
can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the
fire, sitting having a cold beer.

"Shlt, Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus
into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting
in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her
hands over my eyes and asked, Guess who? I pulled her hands off, and
there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into
our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well, she's
been reading that 50 Shades of Grey book... On the bed she had a pair
of handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed,
so I did. And then she said, Do whatever you want. Soooo, here I am!"
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