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grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor, March 18th...

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Senior Quiz
(Answers in subsequent post.)

Something for seniors to do to keep those aging grey cells active!

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May....What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and
he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered... What was the highest mountain
in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole... that measures two feet by three
feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
Why not?

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say: "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk
of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field... how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in
another field?

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