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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one on the subject of male logic...

MALE LOGIC... FLAWLESS
Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip. (This is where it gets scary!)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your
spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately
$5400 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the
past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after
accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have
now bought a Lamborghini?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No!

Man: Where's your Lamborghini?
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