Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.
That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But, have you heard
the plight of the fellow who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex?
It goes like this:
"One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours
looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in
this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes
up next Tuesday.
But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get
a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I
wanted a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then, I
said, "You don't understand. She's a dog." He said he didn't care how
she looked. When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, "You
must have been an early bloomer."
"When I decided to get married, I told the Minister I wanted to have Sex
at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding.
When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my
whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to hear about my
personal life. "After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us
on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I
wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex. She said.
"Every room in the hotel was for sex." I said, "You don't understand.
Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
"When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he
grinned and said, "Me. too."
"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more
trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in counseling. My
psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said "Sex has died and left
my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely," I told
him. He said, "Look, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best
friend. You should get a dog.
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