After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, and responded," You're A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K."
She asked,"What does that mean?"
He replied,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fun, Gorgeous, Hot,, and Intelligent."
She smiled and said,"Oh that's lovely, how about the J,K, what that mean?"
"Just kidding!"
The swelling in the husband's eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic he'll walk again!