National Love Making

A Frenchman, an Italian and an Quebecer were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman.
"She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded,
"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could
never love another man."

When the Quebecer remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how
many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to
you this morning?"

"Don't stop."