I've been there - although Rachel isn't shown on my map of Nevada. The photos are true. When I drove past, I saw a puff of smoke or dust rising from a distant hillside within Area 51. Could have been bombing target practice but you & I just know, it was another darn alien ship crashing. Can't those dudes fly straight in Earth's atmosphere?
Reminds me of the time a robot climbs out of his crashed spaceship and wanders off into downtown Las Vegas. He walks into a casino and shakes the hand of what he thinks is a native robot. The slot machine whirrs, lights up, and a bunch of tokens come clanking out into the tray. The space robot looks at all this and says: "Hey, buddy, you shouldn't be out this late at night with a cold like that."
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