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UNFORTUNATE Smile Of The Day

40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their

40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic

little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married

couple and for being loving to each other for

all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world

with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two

tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her

hands.

The husband thought for a moment:

'Well, this is all very romantic, but an

opportunity like this will never come again. I'm

sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30

years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,

but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and

poof!...

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful should

remember fairies are female.....

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UNFORTUNATE Smile Of The Day
rofl rofl rofl And 10 years later...
Phyllis
grin Excellent, thank you..
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