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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from way out west,
sent this one about a priest and a young boy on the bus...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed
he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a
priest, said, " I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't
wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back
to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,"Maybe
you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

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