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The Revenoor , a most discerning and astute gentleman from way out
west, sent this one about defining coincidence...

Definition of the Word Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a woman and
ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman said, "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."

"What a coincidence" said the farmer, who added. "It is a special day for
me... I'm celebrating."

"It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating." said the woman.

"What a coincidence." said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked. "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today
my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant."

"What a coincidence" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years
all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."

"This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens
to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster." the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said. "What a coincidence."
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