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How I Lost My Teeth

I was in a Texas lounge last night at the bar waiting for a beer,
when a butt-ugly big old heifer of a girl came up behind me and
slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number?”

I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?”

She said, “I sure do."

“Well ,” I said, “you better get back into it before the farmer
notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday.
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