Actually, I do not own one of these, although I would love to have one. After I read your little joke, I remembered having seen this chip in the Chip Guide. It is also listed in the Chip Rack (TCR #V1495, with a C value, in the non-casino section). The notes in both TCG and TCR state that this chip, issued in 1993 (TCR), was used in some way to raise money for the church's building fund -- a Monte Carlo night, perhaps? It is a very nice looking, well made chip. In terms of design and color, it is divine. ;)