An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. Terri was a romantic type, and Barry was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon, Terri went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send Barry a romantic text message, and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
Barry texted back to Terri: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."