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Another oldie...

Miscellaneous Redneck Chronicles...

Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left
his entire estate to his beloved widow?
But, she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and
the front desk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have gone and raised the minimum drinking
age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.

Where was the toothbrush invented?
Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been
called a teethbrush.

A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the
driver,"Got any I.D.?"
The driver responds: "Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total
loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even
finished coloring one of them.

A new law recently passed in West Virginia:
When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.

The most popular Hallmark card in West Virginia is the one that reads:
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad...
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