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The truly perceptive Huck Finn, from the Upper Midwest, sent this one
about two priests...

What Happened Next?

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older
priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to
step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your
chin with one hand... and try saying things like, I see, yes, go on, and I
understand."

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats
all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping
your knee and saying, No shlt? What happened next?"
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