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True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline, where people call
to get advice how to cook a Turkey from the experts...

* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848
to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the
question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird
weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still running
around outside."

* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn't
Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted
to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu

* Then there's the time a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The
stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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