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Another oldie...

Kimberly, a blonde, decides one day that she is sick and tired of all those
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides
to show her husband, Bill, that blondes really are smart.

While Bill is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of
rooms in the house.

The next day, right after Bill leaves for work, she gets down to the task
at hand.

Bill arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive odor of paint. He walks
into the living room and finds Kimberly lying on the floor in a pool of sweat
and also notices that she is wearing both a ski jacket and a fur coat at the
same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies that she is OK.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

Bill then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

Kimberly replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
they said... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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