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Continuing his latest trend, the discerningly astute Revenoor, sent these words of wisdom...

Truisms

- If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

- I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."

- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

- Never tell your problems to anyone, because 20 percent don't care and the other 80 percent are glad you have them.

- I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.

- Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

- Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more - talented fool.

- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

- Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

- Money is the root of all wealth.

- I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.

And these: