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Another one from the files of the discerningly astute Revenoor...

WALKING ON THE GRASS

The room was filled with pregnant women with their husbands.

Instructor: “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and
try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

Pausing, the instructor continued: "And you gentlemen! Remember --
you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as all of the men absorbed this
information.

After a few moments a man at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

“I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag?”

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? This level of sensitivity can't be taught.
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