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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from way out west,
sent this one on the subject of Profiling...

THE ORIGIN OF PROFILING

The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett
woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo, and walked
up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.

William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top
of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving
towards the Alamo.

With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said, "Jim, are
we, by any chance, having any landscaping done today?"
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