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grin NCR ~ Thursday Humor, January 22nd (Mature)...

There are only 11 times in history where the "F" word (@#$%)
has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows (some repeats some new):

11. "Where the @#$% is all this snow coming from ?"

-- Hundreds of People, Buffalo, NY, 2014

10. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

--Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

9. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

8. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

--Custer, 1877

7. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

--Einstein, 1938

6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

--Picasso, 1926

5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

--Pythagoras, 126 BC

4. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”

--Michelangelo, 1566

3. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- AmeliaEarhart, 1937

2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

--Noah, 4314 BC

And the top #1 ...

1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

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