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From the files of the somewhat shy and retiring Abie, on the subject
of guns and ammo...

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and
yelled, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine
plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping
with my wife."

A voice from the back of the room called out, “You’re gonna need
more ammo.”
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