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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from way out west,
sent this one on photography...

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and,
I have some bad news."

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first."

The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures
are worth a minimum of $2 million."

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well done, very good news indeed! You have
just made my day; what’s the bad news?"

The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you and your secretary engaged in an act
of copulation..."
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