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A little humor for us mature folks on 50 Shades of Graying. . .

Back and forth . . . Back and forth . . .

In and out . . . In and out . . .

A little to the right . . . A little to the left . . .

She could feel the sweat on her forehead. . .

Between her breasts . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . .

She was getting near to the end. . .

He was in ecstasy . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .

Forward then backward. . . Forward then backward . . .

Again . . . and, again . . .

Her heart was pounding now . . . Her face was flushed . . .

She moaned . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . .

Finally . . . totally exhausted . . . she let out a piercing scream . . .

She shouted:
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"OK, OK, you smug basterd, I can't parallel park. YOU do it!"
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