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Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek
below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered
the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World."

Mr. Obama said, "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes."

Our president said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael
Jordan sign them."

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in
TV and stereo headset."

Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't
look like you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass
from drowning."
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