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Don't Disgrace your Family

Young Stephanie was a virgin who was going out on a date for the first
time and mentioned it to her Granny.

Granny said, "Sit here, child, and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him
do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like
that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between
your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

Then Granny said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top
of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let
him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, Stephanie went on her date. The next day
she told Granny that her date went just as her grandmother predicted.

She said, "Granny, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I
turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
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