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Man of The House - Italian Style

Anthony had just finished reading a new book he'd bought entitled,
You Can Be THE MAN of Your House.

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced: "From now on,
you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is
Law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you'll serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner,
we're going upstairs and we'll have the kind of sex that I want. And
afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You'll
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you'll
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?"

His Sicilian wife, Maria, replied, "The f__kin' funeral director would be
my first guess!"
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