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Huck Finn, the truly perceptive pride of the Upper Midwest, sent this on the
subject of a couple and a romantic dinner...

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant
in Toronto.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, while taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under
the table cloth.

But the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally
out of sight under the tablecloth. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend
other diners went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man:
"Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, she didn't. She just walked in."
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