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grin NCR ~ Friday Humor, October 21st...

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From the files of the discerning and astute Revenoor, on
the subject of concealed weapons...

A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for speeding.

As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice
that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.

Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her
possession.

She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45
automatic in her glove compartment.

The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons, to which
she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console.

The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady
held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in
my purse."

Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of..?"

And the little old lady smiled and replied, "Not a damn thing."
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