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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria : "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife : "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria : "Jor huzban, he say so."

Wife : "Oh yeah?"

Maria : "The second reason eez, that I am a better cook than you."

Wife : "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria : "Jor hozban did."
Wife: Increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife: Really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my
husband say that as well?"

Maria : "No Señora....the gardener did."

Wife : "So, how much do you want?"