Jeff & Ricky (and Roger Herman too) --

Yes, I got a Jeff Dunham chip over the weekend while in Las Vegas. The Poker Room Manager tipped me off that they were the latest releases. However, he failed to say there were THREE DIFFERENT DESIGNS. (Are there?) I bought the "Peanut" one from him. Here's a tip for chippers: the new ones are really tough to find at the quick-game tables. You may have better luck at the Poker Room although you will have to find a sympathetic manager with a bit of time on his hands to riffle through all the 5's to turn up some. There seemed to be a Jeff Dunham atop every stack of 5's at the craps tables. However, that's only surface glitter, put down your $100 and you will likely walk away with only the ONE Dunham on the top, sucker!

Use the rest to stuff down the Pole Dancers' skimpy costumes as tips. Joking! Do not even attempt it. You will exit the Planet, and not in a Sputnik either.