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Dracula and Two Nuns
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through
Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a
traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood
of the car and hisses at the nuns through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
clings to one of the wipers and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams
as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing
at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window
and shouts, "Get the hell off the car!"