Middle of nowhere. Food is good but expensive. Odds are terrible. "I'd turn back if I were you." No, wait, that's from The Wizard of Oz. Go stay there and see if you get comped some $5 red-and-yellow chips with a bull on them. If so, hang onto them, sell 'em and make a fortune. If you get tired of Harrah's, go to Mazetti's General Store (the other business venture in Rincon) and hang with the Indians. Don't forget to address them as Keemosabbe. Oh, no, wait . . . that might not improve things either.
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