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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one on the subject of Italian bread...

Two guys, one 70 and one 77, were sitting on their usual park bench
one morning.

The 77 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
of breath.

The 70 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
he did to have so much energy.

The 77 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, 70 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking
around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any Italian bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it! Everybody knows about this shlt but me."
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