I'm sorry... I know I'm only a 3rd year member and not yet due for the blood oath requirement that occurs on the 5th anniversary of club membership. Despite this fact, I do hope that I can ask a question without fear of reprisal from the Chip Cabal Leadership Quorum.
Could one of the Senior Club Members remind me again which ceremonial cloak I should be wearing to the Convention this year? Was it the black one or the red one? I was able to read on the secret invitation that this year I needed to wear the both standard-issue Wayne Newton mask and the silver skull ring (and that this year, being an even-numbered year, the ring is to worn on the left hand). Unfortunately, the message burst into flames before I got to the part about the robe.
Also, will the TCR buttock branding take place immediately after the trade session Wednesday night? Or does that happen publicly in the Splash Bar like in prior conventions?

Thank you again for allowing me to be a loyal follower of this amazing cult... I mean, club!

KLAATU BARADA NIKTO!