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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one on Irish clergy...

On the border between Northern and Southern Ireland, and across the road
from one another, two churches were built.

On the north, Sean was the pastor of a Church of England parish and on the
south, Patrick was the priest of a Roman Catholic parish.

One day they were seen together, erecting a sign into the ground, which said:

TA END IS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
AFOR IT IS TOO LATE

As a car speeds by past them, the driver leans out his window and yells:
"Leave the people alone, you Irish religious nutters! We don't need your lectures."

From the next curve they heard the screeching of tires and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Father Patrick says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Pastor Sean agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say:
Bridge Out?"
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