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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit
southwest, sent this one on the subject of ghost sex...

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on
Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raised their hands.

He then asked: "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raised their hands.

Impressed, he continued: "That's really good. I'm really glad
you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raised their hands.

Fascinated, the professor asked: "Has anyone here ever touched
a ghost?"

Three students raised their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further. Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Ahmed, a Middle Eastern student, raised his hand.

Removing his glasses the professor said, "Son, in all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love
to a ghost. You must come up here and tell us about your experience."

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked, "So,
Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Ahmed replied, "Shlt, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
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