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SMART WOMAN: FIRST CAME THE APPLE AND THEN...

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Their cars,
both of them, are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This positively must be a
sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren't you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.”

Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!
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