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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one about a redneck striptease...

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap
in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down
to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained
T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body,
and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing,
Billy Bob ?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob.

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and
the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

(Don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)
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