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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one...

The Bridge

A man on his Harley is riding along a California beach road when suddenly
from up above in the clouds comes a booming voice from God saying,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to Me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish!"

The biker pulls over and asks, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
any time I want."

God replies, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of
the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thinks about it for a long time. Finally, he says, "God, I wish that
I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains
when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

God replies: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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