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Dragnet, a very perspicacious gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one on the subject of lemons...

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida
decided to take one of the jobs that most
Americans are not willing to do.

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far
too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University
of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual
experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2
Chryslers and voted for Obama."
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