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My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model
car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on
a lawn chair.

He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now
old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."

"You don't need a driver's license anymore?!?"

"That's right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked
if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took
scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the
wastebasket, saying, You won't need this anymore. So I thanked him
and left!"

~ Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. ~