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An oldie, but still funny (and timely)...

What is Politics Daddy? Isn't this the truth!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics, Daddy?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of
the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator
of the money, so we call her The Government. We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you The People. Your nanny, we will consider
her The Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later
that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not
wanting to awaken her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked,
he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand
the concept of Politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think Politics
is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the
Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is
in deep shlt."
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