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Be careful, guys...

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

While taking another order at a table a few steps away, the waitress suddenly
noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the
man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way
down her chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the man stared straight ahead.

Thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners,
the waitress went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man,
"Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."
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