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I received several versions of this one...

It was Sunday morning, and Pastor Smythe had just completed his
sermon to the adults in the congregation.

As he began preaching the childrens' sermon, Pastor Smythe asked
them if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can
also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

Pastor Smythe called on him, and the boy said, "I know that if you have
a resurrection that lasts more than four hours, you are supposed to call
the doctor."

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down.
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