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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one about an unstoppable computer virus...

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............................UNSTOPPABLE VIRUS............................

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most
advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.

Symptoms include:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that!)

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! (That too!)

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. (Yep!)

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Aha!)

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Well darn!)

6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. (Oh no. Not again!)

7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. (And I just hate that!)

8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE. (Oh No!)

Have I already posted this? Or did one of you send it to me?
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