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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi
in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab
driver, an older Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and
stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with
you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady, I
vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper
vair I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not
staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking
and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, Vair in da hell is
dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"

Now THAT'S a businessman!
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