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The Irish Cop & The London Lawyer

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop.

He thinks that he is much smarter than any cop because he is a lawyer
from London, and is certain that he has a much better education then
any Irish cop. So he decides to prove this to himself and have some
fun at the cop's expense!

Irish Cop: "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer: "What for?"

Irish Cop: "Ye didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish Cop: "Ye still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please, sir."

London Lawyer: "What's the bloody difference?"

Irish Cop: "The difference is, the sign says stop, not slow down.
So, ye have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License
and registration, please!"

London Lawyer: "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and
you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me
the ticket."

Irish Cop: "Sounds fair enough, please exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shlt
out of the lawyer and says, "Now, ye English a**hole, do ye want
me to stop, completely, or just fookin slow down?"
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