Thanks Gene, Trust me when I say that I doubt I could ever take offense at your comments. You have forgotten more than I will ever hope to know. I just wanted to clarify my post as I realized upon rereading it that it could have been construed as advocating cheating (which I am unequivocally against) or theft (which, although I am against, in the strictest sense of the word I have been guilty of; every time I walk out of a casino with chips).

I love the stories, keep 'em coming!