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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from way out west,
sent this one a senior and his tax return...

A Senior's Tax Return

I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons,
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the US House and Senate,
1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I keep asking myself: Who did I miss?
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